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eew“YES WE—”

“I can fix it!”

“Excuse me, but I think we ALL know who can fix it first!”

“Aww…how nice of you to—”

“Get out of here, knock-off.”

“BITCH PLEASE. I have a golden hammer that can instantly fix anything with just a tap.”

“How cute! Me too. Except mine’s bigger.”

“Y-yeah well…”

“AT LEAST I’M ADORABLE.”

“—-With hot wife included.”

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(Source: eatyourwordsbutdontgohungry)
I feel like my entire life has lead up to this one moment.
“How cute! Me too. Except mine’s bigger.” “Y-yeah well…” “AT LEAST I’M ADORABLE.” “—-With hot wife included.”...